Look What People Have Been Saying About Liv!

"What's the matter with you?"

Liv's Mom

"Dear Author:

We’d like to apologize for the impersonal nature of this standard rejection letter."

Every Literary Agent On The Planet

"Unfortunately, we do not post reviews with startling profanity on Amazon.com. Feel free to resubmit material better suited for our site."

The Censorship Mafia at Amazon.com

"Look, I know your cat is sick and that your blog traffic is down and that you're in the middle of 'creative upheaval,' per your last e-mail, but I'm going to need that rent from you now. And no, you cannot pay me in haiku."

Liv's Landlady

"You promised you'd shave your legs this month..."

Liv's Boyfriend

"DEAR SIR,

I WANT YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME OF YOUR WILLINGNESS IN ASSISTING / CO-OPERATING WITH US ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU FULL DETAILS OF THIS TRANSACTION AND LET MAKE rearrangement FOR A MEETING AND DISCUSS AT LENGTH ON HOW TO TRANSFER THE SAID FUND. FINALLY, I AM TRUSTING ON YOUR FULL UNDERSTANDING OF THE ABOVE AND HOPING THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY. AWAITING WITH INTEREST YOUR RESPONSE AND HOPING TO DEVELOP GOOD BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU."

Former King of Nigeria

"With the economy the way it is... and the market and... I'm just going to say it. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go."

Former Boss (no relation to former king of Nigeria)

"Quit stalking me. I don't like you."

Hannah Montana

"I don't like you either."

Miley Cyrus